It started out as just a basketball game, but it ended up being one of the most brutal acts of genocide in recorded history. 17 years after the Looney Tunes initially faced the "Monstars" in a highly publicized basketball game in which the "Tune Squad" defeated the "Monstars" on some late game heroics by Michael Jordan, the Monstars came back for revenge.
They took a more gradual approach this time in stealing the talent of NBA players, taking the talents of Tracy McGrady, Gilbert Arenas, Greg Oden, Allen Iverson, and Brandon Roy over the course of many years.
For reasons unknown, the Looney Tunes approached Marcus Thornton to save them this go round. Some theorize that they mistook the number 23 as the source of Michael Jordan's greatness, seeing as this was the same group that thought water was the source during the first game.
"It was tewwible, almost unwatchable," a survivor named Elmer stated in an interview from a hospital bed. "It didn't mattew if thewe wewe 5 Monstaws on him, he would still shoot the ball. It was awful! The genocide after was also pretty bad..."
Thornton scored 15 points on 5-83 shooting during the game. He had no assists or rebounds.
Witnesses said that he seemed to not even care about the livelihood of the Looney Tunes, insisting that all he needed was to hit one shot to heat up. Unfortunately after his 5-7 start, this never happened., and the Looney Tunes lost 23 to "Kinda One Sided, Ain't It?"
While the violence was cartoony and good natured in the first game, the Monstars were out for blood in this one. During the course of the game the Monstars took advantage of some shady officiating, done this time by Violet Palmer. The Monstars cooked and ate Bugs Bunny in a stew, roasted Porky Pig over a fire with an apple in his mouth, fried Foghorn Leghorn whole, poisoned Tweety, then fed him or her to Sylvester the cat. Elmer Fudd was forced to taste test all of his friends if he wanted to live, including fellow human Yosemite Sam, who was still alive. Tasmanian Devil was also killed, officially making his species extinct, Daffy Duck hanged himself after Thornton clanked his 27th consecutive three. Funnyman Wayne Knight returned to the team this game, but was eaten by a pack of cute dinosaurs that the Monstars released following him losing his glasses.
"If I had known it was happening I would have gone to save them again." a teary Bill Murray told the media of the game.
Looney Tune land was left burning and has been declared a disaster zone. The Red Cross and FEMA are doing what they can to help, but some say it is a lost cause. Looney Tune Land is officially identified as a third world Country.
"It was a tough loss but I hope I'll find my shot soon." An unaffected Marcus Thornton said, seemingly unaware of the atrocities that he caused.
Despite not playing, or having anything to do with the game, Demarcus Cousins picked up 2 technicals and was ejected in the second quarter
John Salmons was shocked to find out the Monstars had not actually stolen his talent.