One or the other of the Department of State or the NBA needs to declare the Sacramento Kings and Whaterthefuckitis Arena as a failed state, guilty of crimes against humanity, with no discernible economy, being run in a manner befitting a Third World banana republic (How I envy them having bananas, and not banana-flavored vodka).
Send in the Marines, the SEALs or whoever the NBA put in charge in New Orleans when that whole thing went to hell. These moves are petty, vindictive, and pathetic.
Take 'em, Seatlle. Just promise me an expansion team by the 15-16 season, and I will have no hard feelings.