Dear Mr. Ban Ki-moon
WE, the heretofore faithful devoted people of the Republic of DeMarcratic Members of Cuzizstan, request the immediate abolition of said republic.
Recent hostilities, violent retaliations and
laughable questionable accountability have lead to a no confidence vote regarding the formerly esteemed leader, DeMarcus Cousins. No longer shall we defend his actions as "misunderstood" or "provoked". No more justifying his outbursts with excuses and reasons. No more crusading against officials for "victimising" Mr. Cousins.
We, the people, demand the right to re-naturalise to our former nationalities, effective immediately. We demand a full and thorough demilitarisation and decommissioning of any and all defences of Cuzizstan. We require a complete freeze on immigration and new citizen applications. We strongly request the abdication of the once Supreme Leader, DeMarcus Cousins.
The Republic of the DeMarcratic Members of Cuzizstan is in violation of international law, human rights and the Cuzizstan Citizens' Charter. As such, any recognition of Cuzizstan as a nation, alongside all powers, privileges and rights pertaining to such recognition, should hereby be revoked.