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Draft Break: NBA Porn Names

Head. Luther Head. - Chris Graythen

I felt that this was completely lacking in front page merit, so Fanpost it is!

Back in 2012 I did a short series based on what would happen if the Kings drafted Thomas Robinson. My personal favorite revolved around Throb Robinson, Furkan Aldemir (The Furkin' Turkin'!) and porn.

Fast forward two years and I'm perusing Basketball Reference.com. I come across the name Manny Leaks, and self-inflicted sophomoric horse-laughing ensues. This inspired me to go on the hunt for the best NBA basketball porn names of all time, from "A" to "Z". Struck out on the letter "Y," and there are no players whose names start with the letter "X" (ironic).

Hope this serves as a nice little draft palate cleanser.

Star Understudy
BJ Armstrong Lance Allred
Butch Beard Jonathan Bender
Chubby Cox Mo Cheeks
Nate DeLong Dick Dickey
Semih Erden Pervis Ellison
Greg Fillmore Derrick Favors
Jack Givens Chris Gatling
Luther Head Darrin Hancock
Serge Ibaka Royal Ivey
Magic Johnson Jarrett Jack
Goo Kennedy Terry Kunze
Manny Leaks Fat Lever, Willie Long
Rick Mount Eddie Mast
Boniface N'Dong Dennis Nutt
Matt Othick Claude Overton
Bob Pettit Smush Parker
Bob Quick n/a
J.J. Redick Gene Rock
God Shammgod Tal Skinner
Jack Tingle Andy Toolson
Hal Uplinger n/a
Keith Van Horn Norm Van Lier
Dick Wehr Al Wood, Clint Wager
Wang Zhizhi Harry Zellar

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Manny Leaks.

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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