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Hacking STR Comment Threads

I have cracked the code! It took years of research but I have finally figured out how to get a comment to turn green purple. The results of this research is system based on highly technical analytics (charts and stats and stuff) to show you how to get Recs for days. Post any of the following and you are guaranteed to get at least the correlated rec'ing.

This is not a comprehensive list so feel free to add to the list in the comments.

1 Recs

- Say NaPG or NaSG or anything really that starts with Na

- Any dancing gif

- Any gif

- "#Wow"

- "#ColdWar"

- Any hash tag

- Bring out your inner Jerry and try to make a nickname

- Bash Seattle

2 Recs

- Gif of someone falling or getting hurt

- Comment "Boooo" after anything Greg says

- Mention John Salmons

- Use sarcasm font

- Mention Acy's beard

- Find the person everyone is ganging up on and bash them

- Bash Jason Jones

- Allude to Ailene Voisin hitting on a player

- End your comment with "amirite?"

3 Recs

- Simson's GIF/Image

- Puns... any pun.

- Be even mildly funny in the first comment thread

- post anything under the screen name of section214

- A properly formatted tweet post

- Meme's

- Post anything that pisses off pookeyguru

4 Recs

- Mention Section not wearing pants

- Reference an ex kings player (Mateen Cleaves, Mikki Moore, Keon Clark, ext.)

- Talk about how good travis outlaw is

- Bash JJ Hickson, Spencer Hawes or the Maloofs

- Post the picture of the guy turning into a skeleton in front of his computer

Auto Purple

- GIF/Image of Salmons

- GIF/Image of Travis Outlaw

- Anything involving advanced stats

Legend Status

- Create Your own GIF of Salmons (preferably winking)

Keep this reference guide handy at all times while threading.

Happy posting!

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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