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Do You Guys Still Want J-Smoove? From A Desperate Pistons Fan

I swear to god we will worship your team and your city for many years if you take this immature, franchise-destroying, self-centered, 3-point chucker off of our team. Right next to the 04 championship banner there will be a purple banner that says "Sacramento: The Takers of Josh Smith". Every game, after the anthem, there will be a salute to the Sacramento Kings for your courageous and unparallel sacrifice to the entire state of Michigan, let alone Detroit. The english language is home to many descriptive words, but few could show how grateful we would be if you took J-Smoove from us, so I leave you with this:

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Pretty please.

Pretty please with sugar on top.

Pretty please with sugar, whipped cream, chocolate fudge, rainbow sprinkles, and whatever else tickles your fancy.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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