This is a sponsored post. Mikki Moore's pet python destroyed my rutabaga crop, and I have nothing but words to sell at the farmer's market. This is the farmer's market, right? I don't have a smart...

Note: This is a sponsored post. The Taliban has my poodle, and I need to commission a troupe of cyborgs to get her back. Last week, I talked about how much DVR has changed the way I watch sports....

Note: this is a sponsored post, as the little bar above this should indicate. rbiegler has run out of porridge; I hope you'll understand. I watched Kings basketball in the '90s. It was not...