Correction regarding article dated 2/11/14

An eagle-eyed reader spotted several errors in our Kings-Cavs recap.

Today we Spell Redemption T-O-M

"I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there."

13th Floor

An announcement.

Post-Trades Nickname Thread

Jerry called us out. Now we need to step up.


Our beloved Sign Lady is one of 10 finalists in ESPN's second annual "Fan Hall of Fame" contest.

The official jerky of StR

A longtime StR member has a Kickstarter going for his company. His company makes jerky. This post writes itself.


Some tips for survival on the Sactown Royalty island.

2012-13 Nostradumbass of the Year

After year of fan predictions before each game, it's time to reveal the first annual Nostradumbass of the Year.


Jerry Reynolds Needs Our Help!

Jerry says he isn't fond of "P-Pat" as a nickname. Help him out with suggestions of your own for the new Kings!

Priorities: A Note from StR's Editors

In light of recent events, we'll be running the website a bit differently.


Sacramento Kings Christmas Cards

Sacramento Kings players and staff are notorious for their extravagant Christmas cards. Sactown Royalty snuck our way onto the mailing list this year and we're sharing the best Christmas cards with you!

Dear Santa...

Sactown Royalty's editors provide their lists for Santa Claus this year.

Pre-Season Predictions: End of Season Awards

MVP Previous Sac-Era Winners: None. The closest anyone has ever gotten is 4th place, with Chris Webber in 2000-01 and Peja Stojakovic in 2003-04. Despite it's kind of vague interpretation of...

Pre-Season Predictions: Kings All-Star Weekend

The Kings have been rather scarcely represented at All-Star Weekend over the last few years with representation almost solely coming from the Rookie-Sophomore (now Rising Stars challenge) game. ...

A Guide to The New StR Layout

It's been a little over a week since SBNation introduced the SBNation United re-design across all member blogs. The reaction has been generally favorable, but there are definitely quite a few...

Pre-Season Predictions: Kings Leading Scorer

Meet the Candidates: Marcus "The Incumbent" Thornton Since joining the Kings, Marcus Thornton has easily been the team's best and most prolific scorer. In 78 total games he has scored at least...

Pre-Season Predictions: Kings Record

Pre-Season is a time for hope. Just like the first day of school, everyone starts off with a blank slate. As we all know, the Kings have been stuck in the proverbial NBA cellar for the past four...

Mad Libs: Sacramento Kings Edition

A mad lib based on the word association results for the Sacramento Kings.

#NBAWordAssociation: Man, The Kings Are Depressing

What do other teams' bloggers think about the Kings? UGH UGH UGH.

What New Nicknames Will Jerry Reynolds Use?

Coming up with nicknames for the new Sacramento Kings.

In Cuzizstan, T-Shirt Wear You

We have Cuzizstan t-shirts for sale.

Carmichael Dave Appreciation Thread

In more sad news for the citizens of Sacramento, local radio personality Carmichael Dave today announced that he is no longer with CBS Radio/KHTK. As if today I am no longer a part of CBS Radio. ...

Thank You

As another season -- Sactown Royalty's seventh -- ends, I just wanted to take a moment to thank the site's editors and contributors, who not only ply pretty sentences on the front page, but often...

2012 All-Star Weekend Fun Post!

The Kings, as usual, don't have much representation in All-Star Weekend this year. So in what has come to be a kind of tradition, we're spicing things up by having a prediction contest! Try to...

Sactown Royalty's Valentine's Day Card Boutique

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and as such, Sactown Royalty has prepared some Kings-themed Valentine's Day cards for you to print out and hand to your loved ones! Enjoy.

A Quick Word On Our GIF And Photo Policy

You may have noticed we are more aggressively removing photos and GIFs featuring scantily clad women from our traditional post-win threads. We will continue to do so, and repeat offenders who post...

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