2012-13 Nostradumbass of the Year
This year at StR we started a new tradition, one that I wasn't sure was going to take off, but ended up being very popular: the Fan Predictions. When the news first broke that the Kings were...
This year at StR we started a new tradition, one that I wasn't sure was going to take off, but ended up being very popular: the Fan Predictions. When the news first broke that the Kings were...
Jerry says he isn't fond of "P-Pat" as a nickname. Help him out with suggestions of your own for the new Kings!
In light of recent events, we'll be running the website a bit differently.
Sacramento Kings players and staff are notorious for their extravagant Christmas cards. Sactown Royalty snuck our way onto the mailing list this year and we're sharing the best Christmas cards with you!
StR's editors got together and put a Kings-themed wish list together for Christmas. Kfipp: For coach Smart - several WORKING Dry Erase markers (I would test them 1st to verify that they are...
MVP Previous Sac-Era Winners: None. The closest anyone has ever gotten is 4th place, with Chris Webber in 2000-01 and Peja Stojakovic in 2003-04. Despite it's kind of vague interpretation of...
The Kings have been rather scarcely represented at All-Star Weekend over the last few years with representation almost solely coming from the Rookie-Sophomore (now Rising Stars challenge) game. ...
It's been a little over a week since SBNation introduced the SBNation United re-design across all member blogs. The reaction has been generally favorable, but there are definitely quite a few...
Meet the Candidates: Marcus "The Incumbent" Thornton Since joining the Kings, Marcus Thornton has easily been the team's best and most prolific scorer. In 78 total games he has scored at least...
Pre-Season is a time for hope. Just like the first day of school, everyone starts off with a blank slate. As we all know, the Kings have been stuck in the proverbial NBA cellar for the past four...
A mad lib based on the word association results for the Sacramento Kings.
What do other teams' bloggers think about the Kings? UGH UGH UGH.
Coming up with nicknames for the new Sacramento Kings.
We have Cuzizstan t-shirts for sale.
In more sad news for the citizens of Sacramento, local radio personality Carmichael Dave today announced that he is no longer with CBS Radio/KHTK. As if today I am no longer a part of CBS Radio. ...
The Kings, as usual, don't have much representation in All-Star Weekend this year. So in what has come to be a kind of tradition, we're spicing things up by having a prediction contest! Try to...
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and as such, Sactown Royalty has prepared some Kings-themed Valentine's Day cards for you to print out and hand to your loved ones! Enjoy.
You may have noticed we are more aggressively removing photos and GIFs featuring scantily clad women from our traditional post-win threads. We will continue to do so, and repeat offenders who post...
A quick congratulations to Ash_Ketchup, who rallied to win the Blackout Contest and will be receiving two tickets to tonight's game. We do wish all contestants could go -- those were all...
We had 10 entries to the Sactown Royalty Blackout Contest. Instead of cutting that down, we'll let the community pick a winner from the 10 FanPosts. The links are just below this paragraph; the...
Sactown Royalty has a pair of tickets for TNT Night on Thursday (Kings vs. Thunder, 7:30 p.m. Pacific, The Gymmer in Sacramento) to give away. Here's what you need to do to enter. 1. Write a...
We try to stay out of politics that aren't local and revolve around the arena issue here, but given today's web-wide focus on Congress' Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), and the fact that Sactown...
Want to win two tickets to an upcoming Kings game? Check out this contest from SB Nation's ticket partner, TiqIQ. So to recap, to enter all you have to do is: Like our page on Facebook Go to...
I'm thankful to Tom Ziller for allowing me to write for such a wonderful site and be part of an amazing staff. I'm thankful for the opportunities that being a writer/member of this site have given...