Satire / Humor

Court Jester #5: Kings to Retire Outlaw's Jersey

Travis Outlaw's long overdue jersey retirement is finally happening. The Kings will hold a special ceremony during halftime of the season's last game to honor the Kings' Forward for all of his accomplishments. It promises to be the event of the year.

Gortat signing with Kings this summer?

The Washington Wizards center, who will be an unrestricted Free Agent this summer, may have already decided his next destination.

Court Jester #4: Kings Set to Win Draft Lottery

The votes are in, and the decision is final. The Sacramento Kings will have the first pick in the NBA draft. After years of trying, they have finally been rewarded for their mediocrity.

Court Jester #3: Jimmer Bought Out After Mishap

All Jimmer wanted was lunch, but he got more than he bargained for when he asked the GM out to lunch. A few riots, STOP petitions, and DeMarcus Cousins meltdowns later, it may have changed the course of history.

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Michael Malone can't believe it

Being coach of a bad team is tough.

Correction regarding article dated 2/11/14

An eagle-eyed reader spotted several errors in our Kings-Cavs recap.

Court Jester #2: Kings Playing With Understudies

A satirical look at the Kings inconsistent play as of late (with glimpses into Michael Malone's possible obsession with a Hollywood actor.)

Happy Birthday, Isaiah!

It's Isaiah Thomas' birthday! Let's wish him a happy birthday, and learn some fun facts about the Hustlin' Huskie.

Court Jester #1: Maloofs Introduce NBA 3.1

Court Jester posts are satire. Not actual news, so don't take it too seriously!

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