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GAME 24 - vs Washington

In place of my normal pregame blather atop the starters comments, betting line, and haiku, I'll turn things over tonight to BulletsForever.com's Mike Prada for answers to some key questions on the Wiz:

Q: Eddie Jordan was our coach for half a season. Most were sad to see him go. Would you be sad if Eddie Jordan went away and never came back?

A: The funny thing about Eddie Jordan is that he truely epitimizes the Wizards.  He's an offensive genius, and the Wizards wouldn't be where they are without him.  It's not an accident that we've improved so much with EJ at the helm.  At the same time, I really don't think Jordan is ever going to get the team to the next level.  This team needs more discipline on the defensive end, and Jordan simply isn't the type of coach who can bring it.  However, if you fire Jordan, who do you replace him with?  There's literaly nobody out there right now who'd do a better job.  As such, I'd probably be upset if he left unless he was replaced by a great coach.  The situation would have to be like the Rick Carlisle-Larry Brown switch in Detroit for me to be really upset.

Q: What does your team need to be able to compete with Chicago and Detroit?

A: The Wizards need to learn how to defend.  It's really maddening how bad this team is on the defensive end.  They're in the bottom 10 in nearly every defensive category, rank dead last against the three, and don't even turn teams over as well as they used to.  To get better on defense, a couple things need to happen.  First, the Wizards need a disciplined defensive assistant (or head coach) who can teach proper defensive rotations.  It's crazy how easy it is for teams to just pass the ball around and get an open shot on this defense.  The Wizards have athletes, especially on the perimeter, but Arenas and Butler have no idea how to defend anyone.  Second, the Wizards need more depth. Too much of a strain is put on the starting 5 because the bench stinks.  When the Wizards need the bench to provide a lift, they fall short.  It's no accident that the Wizards are 1-4 in the second game of back-to-backs.

Q: Which free agent/trade loss has been the most traumatic for you? C'mon, it was Kwame, wasn't it?

A: When the team got rid of Michael Jordan...just kidding.  Honestly, I've been happy with pretty much every one of Ernie Grunfeld's decisions, so I haven't been upset recently when anyone left.  If we're looking in the past, I'd say the Chris Webber trade to you guys. I don't think even Billy King would make the trade we did.  Your welcome for your mini-dynasty.

Q: Caron vs. Larry: Ignoring all the injuries Hughes as suffered, would you rather have him alongside Gil and Antawn, or are you loving Caron?

A: Honestly, I'd rather have Caron, but there's a lot of things a healthy Hughes brought that are missed.  Hughes was a much better defender than Caron, and that's what the team needs.  But I'd have to give the edge to Caron because he's younger, less expensive, more consistent, and doesn't get hurt.

Q: Is this team better than last year's squad, the same, or worse?

A: Worse, unfortunately.  Injuries to Etan Thomas and Darius Songaila have really hurt, and the defense is somehow worse than last year.  If it weren't for some superhuman games by Arenas, this would be a 6-18 team.  There's a lot of season left, and this team struggled a ton at the beginning of last year, but my 50 win prediction doesn't look good now.  More likely, they'll win 42 games again and get bounced in the first round.


If Mike's 50-win prediction for the Wizards doesn't look good, how does my 50-win prediction for the Kings look?

Anyways, good to get some insight from someone who watches the Zards night after night. Let's now mind our own manor... but with a twist.

In honor of the big hubbub going down between the New York Times and the White House, let's imagine the Maloofs demanded to redact my statements about the now officially woeful spirited Sacramento Kings. Enjoy.

STARTERS:

SACRAMENTO
PG - Mike Bibby f*cking sucks is a gamer, and he's probably assured to piss us off two more years now ready to break out.
SG - Kevin Martin is the team's only chance to score 100 tonight brightest young star.
SF - I think Ron Artest should take a handful of pills and stop fostering the lockerroom tension make the All-Star team.
PF - Kenny Thomas is an overpaid scarecrow with half a pulse incredible human being.
C  - A quick career death The best is yet to come for Brad Miller.

WASHINGTON
PG - Gilbert Arenas is completely normal, and to suggest otherwise indicates a deep self-denial about how strange we all are in the accuser.
SG - DeShawn Stevenson is about the most average player I can imagine.
SF - Caron Butler got traded for Shaquille O'Neal and Kwame Brown in the same year. He may or may not have self-image issues.
PF - Antawn Jamison's momma is not a fantastic speller.
C  - Do not look the Brendan Haywood directly in the eye. Do not feed the Brendan Haywood.


THE LINE:
Well. The Kings are 3.5-point favorites. This morning, I guessed the line would settle at even, or possibly -1.5 for the Kings. Hrm. I'm basing my decision to pick the Kings on the following: 60 points on Kobe notwithstanding, Gilbert is much worse on the road than at home; the Wizards offense is pretty bad on the road in total; and the Wizards lost Monday against a Denver team whose starting lineup was Andre Miller/Yakhouba Diawara/Linas Kleiza/Eduardo Najera/Marcus Camby. And Kevin Martin is expected to be back. So, the Kings.

INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT NOTE:
Brad Miller's last five games: 19 pts, 4 pts, 10 pts, 2 pts, 19 pts. This pattern suggests 0 1,000 pts for tonight. Please no yes.

PREGAME HAIKU:
Phoenix, they are not -
But D.C. can score the ball.
Can Ron-Ron stop Gil?

This is likely the toughest game remaining this month (depending on the fate of the Denver game). Winning would be awesome. TNT affair, backend of the two-fer. Enjoy!

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Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
You cant stop the Hibachi, you can only hope to contain him.  Which usually happens to be road arena's away from DC.  Washington and Sacramento should match-up in a way that would be fun to watch.  Ron-Ron-Jamison, Bibby-Hibachi, Martin-Butler.  

Should be fun.  Even more so if they win.

by Chris The Greek on Dec 21, 2006 4:37 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
A fun game ahead. GO KINGS! Win or lose...our uniforms are way better.

Denver's game isn't cancelled yet. I think they are going tomorrow and Grant is still packed to do so. I don't know if AI will have time to pass a physical...do you?

by pyro on Dec 21, 2006 6:17 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Great start to the thread, TZ. I love the strikeouts.
Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 7:22 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Cant watch on TNT cuz I messed up the dish... YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO ME

by kingme18 on Dec 21, 2006 7:33 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gotta love Ernie Johnson
Arco Arena: "The House that Kenny Built"
Bullets Forever, your Washington Wizards blog

by Mike Prada on Dec 21, 2006 7:47 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Gotta love Ernie Johnson
Im know he meant Smith, but after watching Thomas shoot this year, I could build a really nice house with all those bricks.  Or maybe a new arena.

by Chris The Greek on Dec 21, 2006 9:04 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Brad Rox! Wish he had mroe post D though. Call me crazy but I'd rather have Salmons that Artest. He passes more and he's not a slouch on D too

by kingme on Dec 21, 2006 8:02 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're not crazy
I'm seeing it too.
Bullets Forever, your Washington Wizards blog

by Mike Prada on Dec 21, 2006 8:10 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: You're not crazy
Ey. Welcome to our place. Love your young guys! Gluck!

by kingme on Dec 21, 2006 8:36 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
I spoke too soon. Brad is playing good D

by kingme on Dec 21, 2006 8:05 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Ball movement. I love it! I don't miss artest. Wow I'm talking to myself hehe. Hope somebody would drop by

by kingme on Dec 21, 2006 8:12 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
The game is too darn close. 40-39. I could have sworn we had a first quarter lead.

Hi kingme.

Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 8:33 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Hey. Your here, finally. We lost the lead because our starters were in the bench but we're looking good so far

by kingme on Dec 21, 2006 8:37 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Salmons can't miss. Really. He's 5-5. Let's give this guy the ball.
Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 8:41 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Lol! You jinxed him ;P Wonder if Toronto still loves Fred Jones. Salmons Rox!

by kingme on Dec 21, 2006 8:42 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Wow! Salmons is abusing Arenas

by kingme on Dec 21, 2006 8:41 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
10 point lead! Double digits!

Meanwhile, I jinxed Salmons. He missed one.

Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 8:42 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
This game is offensive. Offensive defined as both teams have more than 50 by halftime. Haven't seen that in a while.
Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 8:45 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
I haven't seen passing this good for so long. Reminds me of the Kings of the old. Ball movement, Open Jumpers and Easy Layups.

by kingme on Dec 21, 2006 8:47 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
What's the deal with Thomas? 0 points is fine, but why the 0-4? The man should never shoot the rock.
Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 8:53 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
This man should be traded. He does not fit our team. I like Williamson better

by kingme on Dec 21, 2006 8:56 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
The most interesting stat of the first half is that the Kings have made 50% of their shots. They're 3-0 when they keep that up over a full game.
Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 9:00 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Salmons has been looking really good lately.  Im impressed at how easily he can get to the paint.

Dear Kings,

Please remeber the game is 48 minutes, not 36.

by Chris The Greek on Dec 21, 2006 9:06 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Be Right Back! Going to grab something to eat

by kingme on Dec 21, 2006 9:06 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
No! Don't do it! You'll end up like Vitaly!
Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 9:09 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Bad news: Salmons missed a 3-pointer.
Good news: Martin made it.

64-59 Kings.

Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 9:10 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
D**n. Antawn Jamison is in the building.

Washington 68, Kings 66.

Jamison has 20, and just sunk a 3 to put the Whizzz ahead.

Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 9:13 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Speaking of Thomas...

His line shows:

0 points
3 fouls
3 turnovers.
6 boards.

New Math:

IF (Boards) + (Points) - (Fouls) - (Turnovers) = 0, he must never play.

Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 9:16 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
And yet, KT, shoots again. KT misses again.

KT is shooting. Jamison is shooting.

Who do you think wins?

Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 9:17 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Shareef in for Thomas. If I see Thomas back in again, I'm gonna' heave.
Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 9:19 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
3rd quarter shows Whizz up 20-10 over the Kings.

As you asked for the Kings to play for 48 minutes and not 36, it seems they took this 12 off. It was too confusing a request.

Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 9:20 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Kings have to stop shooting quick jumpers offensively.  It's not only Thomas, although I cheer every time he shoots that ridiculous hook shot.
Bullets Forever, your Washington Wizards blog

by Mike Prada on Dec 21, 2006 9:24 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Wow. The Kings are getting CRUSHED this quarter. What was it I said about "NBA Defense for dummies"?

They've given up 39 points so far this quarter, and are now losing 92-79. I swear we were winning by double digits at one point.

Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 9:35 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Arenas nails a 3. Kings have been doubled up, 42-21, in this quarter. 40 points in a quarter means you should head to the locker rooms immediately, or put in Douby, Potapenko and the rest.
Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 9:36 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
I hate myself sometimes.  First half, drives, paint shots, kick-outs for open shots.  Second half (so-far) outside shots, that have not been falling all year.  

And can I finally say Muss, who in the first quarter/half, was subbing in and out guys, finding guys who work, and puching the lead up.  Second half he is leaving ugys in with no energy or chemistry.  

C'mon!

by Chris The Greek on Dec 21, 2006 9:36 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
What I meant to say is that he makes some really poor coaching decisions sandwiched around some really great ones.  But we are talking one slice of ham on ciabatta bread.

by Chris The Greek on Dec 21, 2006 9:46 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Ugly 3rd quarter.  
I'm going to throw up.

by Krazy4Kings on Dec 21, 2006 9:38 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
WOW... that 44 points is just sooooooooo alarming. This is just like WTF???

by kingme18 on Dec 21, 2006 9:39 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Now we start making 3s. This could help.
Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 9:43 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Hey, Salmons back in the paint and scoring.  Time for the Kings to play the last twelve minutes.

by Chris The Greek on Dec 21, 2006 9:46 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Kevin Martin: First to 30. Definitely not the last tonight.
Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 9:50 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Damn. Three point plays and o-boards dont help your comeback cause.

by Chris The Greek on Dec 21, 2006 9:53 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Hey look! We've already matched the last quarter's total of 24!

What's that? You say they got 24 as well? Dang.

Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 10:07 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Arenas and Jamison both over 30 as well. It's unlikely Salmons will make it a foursome.
Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 10:07 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Maybe Brad can start Hucking three's. For my enjoyment, of course, not for the victory.

by Chris The Greek on Dec 21, 2006 10:11 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
A tale of two teams.  The Kings, who finished last year stong, defended, rebounded and scored, plus have a point guard who can shoot played the first half.  

The Bizzarro Kings are who showed up and played the second half.  They huck up outside shots, dont pass, slow the game down, and have a point guard who cant shoot anymore.

by Chris The Greek on Dec 21, 2006 10:08 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
This game's score is closer than it should be. We should be behind by more than 10, I feel.
Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Dec 21, 2006 10:11 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
WE LOSE AGAIN BUT MAKE A STEP TO GREG ODEN SWEEPSTAKES

by kingme18 on Dec 21, 2006 10:12 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
I thought Greg wanted to stay in school?

by kingme on Dec 22, 2006 9:54 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
What I can take out of this is that Kevin Martin officially replaced Kenyon Martin as K-Mart, according to the national media.  Go Martin, a bright spot in a game that had me wanting to re-hire Gary St. Jean.  Just kidding.  Kinda.

by Chris The Greek on Dec 21, 2006 10:19 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: GAME 24 - vs Washington
Wasn't able to post again after I made a Vitaly impersonation since someone had to use the computer but I just want to say that I'm disgusted with how we plyed the 2nd half! We squandered a very promising first half by not playing defense. The only positive thing that I can remember was Kmarts jam at the end of the 3rd quarter and Salmons emergence as a player that we definitely need right now.

It's hard to be a Kings fan these days >.<

by kingme on Dec 22, 2006 9:52 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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