KINGS/SPURS GAME 1: Game Thread

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 2:58 PM PDT in News

2:34 p.m. - I hope to God they are holding the tip in San Antonio. I will not miss a play dammit! Also, I called the big Arenas fourth quarter. I also predicted a Kings championship. Therefore, the Kings will win a championship. Name that logical fallacy.

2:36 p.m. - Hey Cavs: Stop fouling the Wizards. Some of us would like to see the Spurs-Kings game.

2:37 p.m. - Hey Wizards: Stop fouling the Cavs. Some of us would like to see the Spurs-Kings game.

2:41 p.m. - OK, while ESPN milks every advertisting cent it can get, let's reset the official Game 1 nourishment schedule for Sactown Royalty. We're starting out with a leftover solid chocolate bunny from Easter, paired with a Pepsi over ice. Jalapeno-flavored Pringles and hot wing/blue cheese flavored Cheezit Twisters are in the queue. Also, barbecue is on the postgame menu. We don't f*ck around on gameday.

2:42 p.m. - Apparently, there's a quiz in the left sidebar. Feel free to take it. As many times as you want.

2:43 p.m. - Triple double? Was this mentioned in the last quarter? Holy crap. Nice debut, King.

2:45 p.m. - Lisa Salters isn't bad at her job. A lot less creepy than Jim Grey and twice as competent. We visit San Antonio, with the game already in progres... Spurs 10, Kings 5. Erm.

2:47 p.m. - Note to Kings: Stop letting Tony Parker in the lane. Note to Kenny Thomas: Good job.

2:49 p.m. - I despise you, Bruce Bowen. I despise you.

2:51 p.m. - Thanks to clutch, I now know Grant and Jerry are calling it on News10. I'm quite torn. Choices, choices...

2:53 p.m. - Kozimor is the tiebreaker. Sorry, Musberger.

2:54 p.m. - EVIL ALERT! Horry has checked in...

2:56 p.m. - I'm nervous about the Brad finger thing. Also, about Tony Parker. Also, Michael Finley. 26-17.

2:57 p.m. - From clutch in the comments: "if i switch back and forth really fast its like i can see into the future..."

2:58 p.m. - The formatting is causing me issues, so I'm going to start commenting in the comments.

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2:46 - Ron

good to see artest hit his first shot, that usually means good things.

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 2:47 PM PDT reply actions

2:47 - ABC Broadcast

The game was on (and still is) a bit earlier on ABC10, not sure which announcers i will chose for my listening pleasure, sticking with grant and jerry for now.

Also, keep in mind that we rarely have a great first quarter, usually we turn it on in the 2nd, and 3rd.

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 2:48 PM PDT reply actions

2:49 - lol

in fact, the ABC broadcast with grant/jerry is a good 3 seconds ahead of ESPN

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 2:50 PM PDT reply actions

2:50 - First break

epic music going into the break matches the epic battle here today

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 2:51 PM PDT reply actions

2:53 - telepathy

if i switch back and forth really fast its like i can see into the future, and this time it shows me a wide open TD jumper =(

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 2:54 PM PDT reply actions

2:55 - =|

come on now brad!

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 2:56 PM PDT reply actions

2:56 - SRA

Shareef now begins his best game ever (you heard it here first folks)

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 2:57 PM PDT reply actions

Ahem

Myyyyyke Byyyybby.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 2:59 PM PDT reply actions

Grant..

..is a jinx. Replace him with Koz.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:00 PM PDT reply actions

hello

How many points in the paint do we have

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:00 PM PDT reply actions

Two, on KT's putback?

Maybe 4?

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions

speaking of jinx's

i see a dominant 2nd quarter comming up for the kangs

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:01 PM PDT reply actions

Hey, it's Game 1...

Isn't it a little too soon to break out "Under Pressure?"

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:01 PM PDT reply actions

clearly...

they were playing that for the spurs

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:03 PM PDT reply actions

Yes...

clearly.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Trivia..

Pops and Adelmania.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:03 PM PDT reply actions

WARNING

Jason Hart appearance! Second quarter! So, who's sitting? No, not Bibby...

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:04 PM PDT reply actions

man...

SA has way too many king killers

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:05 PM PDT reply actions

Is it just me...

or does Grant have it out for Martin?

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Crap..

The Kings only have 0.5 ballhandlers on the floor. (Bonzi counts for -0.5, Hart for 1.)

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:05 PM PDT reply actions

nick

would be one of them

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:06 PM PDT reply actions

Horry might be another...

Crap.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions

that was

awful, cant win missing those

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:06 PM PDT reply actions

at least rick is using his TO's

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:06 PM PDT reply actions

Or did Ron-Ron call it?

Shareef needs the ball. Give him the damn ball.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:07 PM PDT reply actions

reef

isnt timmy guarding him

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Not anymore..

Now it's Horry.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Hopeful point...

The Spurs won't shoot 70 percent all game.

Distressing point? The Kings might shoot 40 percent all game.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:10 PM PDT reply actions

the spurs might not

but horry might

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions

This is ugly.

Shareef is getting fired up though.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:11 PM PDT reply actions

Jason Hart...?

Or Kobe Bryant?

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:12 PM PDT reply actions

How is Gregg Popovich sending a message?

His team is playing good. The Kings are playing crap. Was he going to come in and tell his guys to let up?

You don't have to keep talking Grant.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:14 PM PDT reply actions

Brad looks angry..

Another reason for hope?

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:15 PM PDT reply actions

Foul?

What foul? All ball! :-D

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:15 PM PDT reply actions

our savior returns

welcome back bibby

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:15 PM PDT reply actions

too bad

we still cant rebound

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:16 PM PDT reply actions

REBOUND THE BALL!

Good lord.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:16 PM PDT reply actions

This is getting really old...

...really quick.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:17 PM PDT reply actions

this is like

pre-break kings basketball

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:17 PM PDT reply actions

no

rebounding

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions

lots

of turnovers

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions

No kidding.

Where's Peja in a suit?

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions

the one thing we are doing normally

is missing layups

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Here's a pointer:

If they miss the second free throw, rebound it!

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:19 PM PDT reply actions

another pointer

sleepless in seattle is on TBS

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Ha ha

Too bad it's not When Harry Met Sally.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm going to put a hit on Van Exel.

I feel nauseous, and it ain't the chocolate bunny.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:20 PM PDT reply actions

It could be worse.

This game could be in ARCO. There'd be a freaking riot.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:22 PM PDT reply actions

this is where

ron needs to run into the stands to avert the embarassment

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions

And..

Kill his trade value? No.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions

I hate Bruce Bowen.

I might hate him more than I hate Robert Horry. It's true.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:24 PM PDT reply actions

A BASKET

wowzers! 2-0 run, watch out spurs!

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:24 PM PDT reply actions

Run ended.

Grant and Jerry already talking about Game 2.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions

SHUT UP TIM DUNCAN!

For you are a bitch.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:26 PM PDT reply actions

grant and jerry

as drepressing as it is listening to them talk about how this game is over already, with 3 left in the first half. I couldnt bare watching the national broadcast.

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:27 PM PDT reply actions

Stephen A. Smith is rolling over in his grave.

Ron is the only hope. And I am getting sick of Duncan getting these calls.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:28 PM PDT reply actions

reef

came to play

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:28 PM PDT reply actions

Keep giving it to Shareef.

And try to defend the arc.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:29 PM PDT reply actions

unfortunatly

so did the entire spurs team

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:29 PM PDT reply actions

This is a slaughter.

I don't know how long I can last.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:30 PM PDT reply actions

hey

caddy shack on VH1

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:30 PM PDT reply actions

Watched it last night...

VH1 gained like ten levels when I saw they were playing that. Very awesome.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I still hold that...

If this is going to happen, it's better that it happen in SA. Lives would be lost if this were occurring in Sactown.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:32 PM PDT reply actions

hey jerry

its easy to have the most impressive first half ever, when you get as many shots as you want each possesion

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:34 PM PDT reply actions

you know you're team is bad at rebounding when.,..

you cheer a jump ball instead of a defensive rebound

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Better first half...

from a team against the Kings in the playoffs:

Game 2 of the Dallas series in '03.

The Mavs scored 70 in that one.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:34 PM PDT reply actions

Final score prediction...

110 to 80.

Artest is going to cut someone. I hope it ends up being a Spur.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:36 PM PDT reply actions

AND ONE BITCH!

Sorry, had to get that out.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:37 PM PDT reply actions

Tony Parker is a dick.

And I hate him.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:37 PM PDT reply actions

Oh jesus.

Just go back to the GD hotel. F*ck the second half. Even Jamal Sampson is embarassed!

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:39 PM PDT reply actions

110 to 80

would be a epic comeback (and yes i know thats spurs 110 kings 80)

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:39 PM PDT reply actions

Well..

I'm betting on quality PT from Beno Udrih and Fabricio Oberto.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Even the News10 production guys..

are having a shitty game. I have to hear Stephen A.'s reaction to this. Also, Tim Legler is going to be the swarmiest guy ever. (He hates Ron-Ron.)

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:42 PM PDT reply actions

Oh no!

Scottie Pippen ate Stephen A. Smith!

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:44 PM PDT reply actions

Nice first half

We don't have anyone nearly quick enough to match up with Parker.

Guess we better hope SA starts missing open shots the rest of the series - I sense they will be getting plenty of them.

by otis29 on Apr 22, 2006 3:45 PM PDT reply actions

Screw you John Saunders!

Go back to Canada.

Oh yeah, I'm angry.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:46 PM PDT reply actions

Second quarter:

42-15. Screw you Clutch! You jinx.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:47 PM PDT reply actions

More fun numbers...

The Kings have 4 defensive rebounds in 14 opportunities.

The Spurs are shooting 73 percent from 3.

Tim Duncan is the only Spur shooting less than 50 percent - he's 2 for 5.

No King is shooting better than 50 percent - KT, Reef and MB are all at 50 percent, with everyone else under it.

Carbon monoxide is currently filling my apartment at an alarming rate.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:51 PM PDT reply actions

On a good note...

I can't wait to hear what Elston Turner has to say!

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:52 PM PDT reply actions

I would like to see...

...the Kings stay within 40. That is now my only goal.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:55 PM PDT reply actions

I also wouldn't mind...

...seeing Ronnie Price slug TP in the face.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions

darn you tz

i was almost able to forget that there was a game today, and it was bliss, untill i accidentally opened my browser again

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:57 PM PDT reply actions

and yes

i totally jinxed us

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions

i missed ET

i think i can guess what he said though

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 3:59 PM PDT reply actions

I hope Nazr Mohammed...

...continues to guard Bonzi all series. Also, Nazr Mohammed has a name that you can't say without the last name. It sounds weird.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:00 PM PDT reply actions

Hey, I think Balki was trying to hurt Bibby

What a no-good jackass.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:01 PM PDT reply actions

honestly

how can you complain about a kick ball when you are up by 30+

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:01 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah..

That's one of the reasons I would slap Bowen. What a prissy woman he is.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions

I would honestly slap Bowen..

..if I saw him in an alley and I had three bodyguards.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:02 PM PDT reply actions

i half expected

that rebound by thomas to go in

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:03 PM PDT reply actions

The Kings have outscored the Spurs...

by 4 in the last 4:15.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:04 PM PDT reply actions

yea

confidence restored....

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions

bibby

was that a gash on his head

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:04 PM PDT reply actions

Appears so.

A deep scratch, at the very least.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions

you may hate everyone on the spurs

but i have that damn coyote the most

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:06 PM PDT reply actions

So..

How much booze did Brad imbibe at the half?

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:08 PM PDT reply actions

well

the ratio is different when you are 7 feet tall and total white trash. probably a fifth of wild turkey

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions

So you're saying..

he has no enamel left on his teeth, right?

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions

if not now

then after the game for sure, because it will take a whole lot more than that to forget this trauma

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Nazr Mohammed, Gregg Popovich, et al:

Shut up.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:09 PM PDT reply actions

KT is losing a lot of rebounds..

..he'd normally grab.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:13 PM PDT reply actions

More of that, please.

Hitting TP, that is.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:14 PM PDT reply actions

have i mentioned

that i hate the french

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:15 PM PDT reply actions

Is that guy next to Eva...

...TP's French brother? Because he looks like he needs to be slapped, too.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:15 PM PDT reply actions

Great minds.

Kudos to you for stricking it out.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:16 PM PDT reply actions

same to you chum

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:17 PM PDT reply actions

Ron-Ron has taken 16 shots.

I'm going to hurl.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:18 PM PDT reply actions

The offense looks..

...all sorts of ugly.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:21 PM PDT reply actions

easy now

we're still within your 40 point limit

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:21 PM PDT reply actions

Back down to 31..

My sub-40 point loss goal looks safer.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:22 PM PDT reply actions

Hey Jerry: Stop calling him that.

He's evil.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:23 PM PDT reply actions

oh my

its under 30

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:24 PM PDT reply actions

If the Kings can close to 20...

I'll consider it a moral victory. The defense is much better, and the rebounding getting stronger. The offense is still confounding, though. Ron-Ron is just freelancing.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:25 PM PDT reply actions

heres how i'm looking at it

normally we would have about 10 more points than this, so our offense is bad, but not a..... god damnit finley

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:26 PM PDT reply actions

You're right..

I'm looking at it aesthetically, though. No pick and rolls, no passing, no post. Just Ron running around shooting threes and trying to drive. Sometimes, it's successful. Sometimes, it's not. But it's really ugly.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions

i was saying

basicly that our offense and defense have been bad, but not awful, and if you give us 10 points, and take away 10 from SA, its a close game... if that makes sense

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions

The Spurs only need about 6-8 more points..

..to seal the game. Whoops. Make that 3-5. Eff you Finley.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:27 PM PDT reply actions

man

poor 'Reef, what a way to experience your first playoff game

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:30 PM PDT reply actions

Rasho's haircut..

is pretty clean.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:31 PM PDT reply actions

please

please please don't let rasho get like 20/10 in the final quarter

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Don't worry

I just jinxed him. Rasho is wonderful!

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions

The Spurs could not score again...

and still win by double-digits.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:32 PM PDT reply actions

that layup

just about summed up this game

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:33 PM PDT reply actions

and i'm in jerry's head

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Eek.

That's a frightening place to be.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Kevin Martin:

Start driving on these guys. Come on.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:35 PM PDT reply actions

i want to see

fransico make a mockery of the game and just start pulling up from 35ft every possesion

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:35 PM PDT reply actions

i know he wants to

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Ha ha ha

This is the only thing that could salvage this traveshamockery.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I miss...

...the high post offense.

by otis29 on Apr 22, 2006 4:36 PM PDT reply actions

I miss...

...the regular season

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I miss...

being excited about the postseason.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions

I miss...

...peja

haha just kidding

gotcha!

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Screw you Gary Johnson!

I don't want your damn copiers! Also, this am/pm lady is frightening. Actually, all four of them are.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:36 PM PDT reply actions

Eww

I hope no young women win that trip to Texas with F.P. A sure recipe for disaster. And STD.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:39 PM PDT reply actions

do what now

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions

You can..

enter a contest to win a trip to San Antone for game 5 with F.P. Santangelo.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions

and if there isnt a game 5?

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Nonbeliever!

I guess you win a trip to Mandango's with FP. Fun!

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions

I actually can't wait...

to hear what Ron-Ron says. Also, he will take 30+ shots Tuesday night after hearing the squawkers on Monday.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:41 PM PDT reply actions

thing about that is

this will prove that artest isn't a nut anymore (if he indeed doesnt do anything nuts after this game)

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions

we've almost made it pal

only 6 and a half more minutes of agony, we can do it!

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:42 PM PDT reply actions

Oh god.

If Popovich calls one more timeout, I will break a bottle over his head.

Also, am I the only one who absolutely doesn't get this McDonald's commercial?

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:44 PM PDT reply actions

no

i actually thought that was the weirdest thing mc d's has ever thought up... and they sell pancake sandwiches...

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Ha ha

Some minor league baseball team in NorCal sells doughnut burgers. I read it somewhere this week...

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions

actually

they do that in a major league park somewhere (the stadium name slipped my mind), but they had it on cold pizza, and the lady co-host just about threw up as the male host (the one with 1 blue eye and one brown) slammed like 4 of them

its a krispy kreme doughnut with a huge burger 4 slices of bacon and a crapload of cheese.

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions

fyi

my vicodin just kicked in

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:46 PM PDT reply actions

You must've waited until the third...

A little late, if you ask me.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions

actually

i had my wisdom teeth removed on monday, so it was for physical pain, not mental.... yea thats it....

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions

The refs..

are testing my patience. Also, is Oberto wearing a rubberband is in his head?

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:47 PM PDT reply actions

the correct term is "scrunchi"

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions

On further investigation...

Berrets may also be involved.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions

If I were Jason Ross..

I'd quit my job right now. It will be ugly.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:51 PM PDT reply actions

you have to be kidding me

brad only has 1 rebound

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:53 PM PDT reply actions

just saw your response

to "and if there isnt a game 5"

given that theres about a 50/50 chance of getting stabbed or shot at mandango's, i would still take that over having to be at a game like this

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:55 PM PDT reply actions

On Brad...

He didn't get a whole lot of opportunities. The Spurs missed 12 freaking shots in the first half, and a bunch of those were when Brad was siiting with three fouls. He played shitty on offense and didn't help on defense. But you can't kill him on the boards.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:56 PM PDT reply actions

we did it

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:57 PM PDT reply actions

Well

It was totally a blast. I can't wait to celebrate tonight.

Thanks for hanging in there.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 22, 2006 4:58 PM PDT reply actions

heres the real challenge

should i avoid watching the other games untill our next one, in fear of this game being refered to

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 4:59 PM PDT reply actions

oh by the way

i would like to suggest IRC for the next game, much easier to lament in real time

by clutch @ Sactown Royalty on Apr 22, 2006 5:02 PM PDT reply actions

hey guys

did i miss the live blogging? oh yea, its monday.
sorry TZ i ended up watching the game with some FOTK (fans other than Kings). I will never do that again. Especially when they like to talk shit about your team just for the hell of it. It doesnt help when I'm drunk and ready to start killing bodies and he's talking all kinds of shit. Oh well, at least his Bulls lost right after our game. I just wish ours was as close.

Whatever. After the game i got picked up by one of my friends and procedeed to gamble away $800 of my money. It kinda took my mind off the worst loss in the history of mankind (is that an overstatement?) At least now I have a coping mechanism.

Can't wait for Tuesday!!

by evanmeagan on Apr 24, 2006 3:57 PM PDT reply actions