Adelmania is Over!!!
IN THE COMMENTS: Nominations for the next head coach of the Sacramento Kings...
According to inside sources, Kings president of basketball operations Geoff Petrie is expected to announce at a 3 p.m. news conference today that the coach who led them to eight consecutive playoff berths will not be back next season.
The official, speaking on condition of anonymity because the move had not yet been announced, said Adelman will not receive a contract extension after leading the Kings to eight consecutive playoff appearances. Sacramento was eliminated from the playoffs on Friday by the San Antonio Spurs.
The Kings called a news conference for Tuesday, but wouldn't divulge the reason.
Kings management has scheduled a press conference for 3 p.m.. News10.net will carry the announcement live.
Update [2006-5-9 18:17:11 by TZ]: The news conference is live on News10.net. I spy Amick, Voisin, May, et al.
3:12p: Petrie says an extension wasn't feasible. Assistant coaches' contracts will not be renewed. They are gone.
3:14p: "He'll be fine."
3:15p: I refuse to understand why journalists insist on asking ridiculous questions. I am giving up on this press conference.
3:16p: Wow, this is f*cking crazy. Wow.
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by otis29 on May 9, 2006 3:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STAN VAN GUNDY
by kingme18 on May 9, 2006 3:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let the nominations begin...
Terry Porter, anyone?
by Ziller on May 9, 2006 3:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or...
Mike Budenholzer, Pops' top assistant?
Garry St. Jean?
Vlade Divac?
Or is this the first step to my previous suggestion of naming Ron Artest the head coach?
by Ziller on May 9, 2006 3:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*shudders*
ESPN.com's Marc Stein, who earlier this season speculated on Don Nelson as a possible Adelson successor, reports that the Kings do not have to ask the Mavericks for permission to hire Nelson.Nelson, who is currently an advisor to Dallas owner Mark Cuban, has a clause in his contract that makes him a coaching free agent at season's end. He earned $5 million this season; his salary will drop to $1 million next year.
If we end up with Nelson, I blame TZ.
by otis29 on May 9, 2006 3:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Like I said facetiously in my diary
by ridnour8 on May 9, 2006 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ridnour
by evanmeagan on May 9, 2006 3:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If he's not..
by Ziller on May 9, 2006 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wowowo!
PJ CARLESIMO.
Good god, I hadn't even thought of that...please tell me the Maloofs haven't gone COMPLETELY INSANE.
by otis29 on May 9, 2006 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If we hire PJ Carlesimo
by evanmeagan on May 9, 2006 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright, we need a punishment list...
Jerry Reynolds: The Palms is set on fire.
PJ Carlesimo: PJ Carlesimo is set on fire.
I'll do it.
by Ziller on May 9, 2006 4:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(laughing uncontrollably)
Whoever it is it needs to happen fast, the NBA draft, summer league, free agent signings, etc is on the horizon ...the sooner the better.
by ridnour8 on May 9, 2006 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carlesimo
- Bitch slap after each timeout, while singing "Whoop That Trick" from Hustle and Flow.
- Pregame and half time superwedgies, where PJ is hung from the rim by his underpants.
- Waterboarding.
- Make PJ wear a miniskirt on the sidelines and dance with the cheerleaders while Ron draws up plays during timeouts.
- Naked man pyramid.
- Like the gatorade celebration in football, PJ will get blue swirlies after every loss and regular swirlies after every win.
by Carl on May 9, 2006 4:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Merci mon ami
* Bitch slap after each timeout, while singing "Whoop That Trick" from Hustle and Flow.
Carl, you have finally given me a reason to support PJ as coach. Thank you good sir.
by Ziller on May 9, 2006 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grant Napear is a dinkus
Grant: College coaches make horrible professional coaches.
Caller: But you said you'd love to see PJ Carlesimo as coach...wasn't he a college coach?
Grant: I don't count him as a college coach, since that was so long ago.
What a maroon!
by otis29 on May 9, 2006 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
More proof
I actually wanted to hear what Grant had to say on my short carride this afternoon. Unfortunately, I got to listen to PRESEASON MONARCHS BASKETBALL. Fun!
by Ziller on May 9, 2006 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's my picks...
Terry Porter, #2.
After that... Ron Artest. And I'm serious. 100% serious.
If it's Don Nelson?
I will light Arco on fire.
by bballblog on May 9, 2006 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Exactly, all punishments need to be to burn down
by evanmeagan on May 9, 2006 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys are too funny....
Terry Porter seems like the most-likely 1st pick, but i nominate a dark-horse candidate(yep, you betcha, a College coach)...
coach Thomason of the University of Pacific, where the dudes play tough 'd' & rebound like muthas. He & RonRon would be on the same page, & RonRon could be an assistant coach on the floor to enforce the new line, kinda like Sam Cassell does for the Clipjoint.
by Rhondda Nunes on May 9, 2006 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Terry Porter
by ridnour8 on May 9, 2006 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
& ridnour8 you're absolutely right.....
Perhaps KHTK "trotting" out his name has to do with:
1)Uhm, they're not as in the know as they think they are....or.....
2)they're arrogant enough to not take "prospect possibilities in Portland" seriously....
What do you guys think?
by Rhondda Nunes on May 10, 2006 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey
by Atma Brother ONE on May 9, 2006 10:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CarlesiNOOOOOO!
Coach Carl? Sounds like a moron from a Disney movie. Is it? Coach P.J.? Mmmmm...jammies better be fire resistant. How about: Coach couldn't keep a job as a head coach so he became the most annoying color announcer in history and now thinks he has a Playoff record because he works under Pop? There we go.
Seriously. I can't even believe Grant said he liked this guy today. Can you EVEN imagine all of the "well this is how WE did it in San Antonio" bull we would have to endure?
I'm wearing black for the next week.
by pyro on May 10, 2006 2:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to the club, pyro
by Ziller on May 10, 2006 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will never have to worry...
P.S. In order to get a good coach, the kings will have to dump Petrie, I am convinced he is bitter, and will only sabotage any future Kings efforts.
by dccamp on May 10, 2006 7:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No way
by evanmeagan on May 10, 2006 7:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes..
by Ziller on May 10, 2006 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't get the voice out of my head ...
by KD on May 10, 2006 8:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does Ron Artest have to choke a bitch?
Under different circumstances, I'd support it though.
by Ziller on May 10, 2006 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It could happen.
Ron chokes Carlisle. If it happens it better be on the court during a game and not at a closed practice. I need would visuals when it comes to our team blowing up. A report from Bball operations won't cut it.
by pyro on May 12, 2006 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is Artest's team
by evanmeagan on May 10, 2006 8:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i hope you are right....
Just for fun,Let me throw out some dark-horse candidates for the what-the-hell factor.....
1)Geoff Petrie himself. Why not a 1st in the world of B-ball with a coaching G.M.?
2)Hubie Brown.Imagine the press conferences!
3)Well, of course we can trot out Rudy T.,but I
doubt he gives a flyin' frigg about it....
4)A real dark horse, Bill Walton. Lord help me, I don't know why I find this one appealing, but I do.Imagine THOSE press conferences!smile
by Rhondda Nunes on May 10, 2006 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone get Rhondda a cocktail!!!
Petrie would never take the job. Since this is "just for fun" I would say sure, why not? He is easy on the eyes. Doesn't seem to be a sweater. Knows where the gym is. Yah, Geoff works for me.
by pyro on May 12, 2006 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey pyro; I'm gonna need a cocktail for sure....
But just for you, the link to my post at Detroit Bad Boys under the topic "Bill walton is my hero":
http://www.detroitbadboys.com/archives/2006-03-23/bill-walton-is-my-hero/
post # 18 is by moi`. Feel free to join the party there.grin
by Rhondda Nunes on May 13, 2006 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HUBIE!
OKAY:
1 - Stan.
2 - Terry.
3 - Hubie.
4 - Ron Artest.
5 - Ron Burgundy.
Those are my five choices. In fact, if I was the maloofs, I'd pull up a truckload of money on Stan, Terry, Hubie's and Burgundy lawns. Stan would be head coach, with the other's as assistants, and Burgundy as a consultant (with Will also having to switch into Frank The Tank mode from Old School, occasionally). The press conferences would be priceless.
I've lost it. Sorry guys.
by bballblog on May 11, 2006 4:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am intrigued by your ideas...
Just say no to fascist Caesars!
by Ziller on May 11, 2006 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, I'm only joking here....
by Rhondda Nunes on May 11, 2006 11:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know i've said this before but I'm a closet
The guy is just too damn funny to me. You can't really take the guy seriously, and if you do, chances are you hate him.
If you understand what he's all about, he's entertaining.
by evanmeagan on May 11, 2006 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL!!Evanmeagan you're so right!
When I don't take him seriously, I love the dude, actually. I posted over at DetroitBadBoys under "why we love Bill Walton", but darn if I can find the link.LOL!
& T7; I sure can see him hangin' with RonRon.I know this is a dark-horse, but I rather ride this horse than "Whoa Nellie"!
by Rhondda Nunes on May 11, 2006 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kids say the darndest things...
"However, the real story line that awaits us tonight in Los Angeles is whether or not Kobe Bryant will actually throw a pass!"
"How do you think they signal the number 93 to the scorers table?" Other color analyst: "They show a 9 then a 3. He just flashes a 5 then a 4 then a 3." Walton: "Thats 543 to me."
"I mean, I'm 6-foot-11, I've got red hair, freckles, I'm a goofy, nerdy-looking guy, I've got a speech impediment-I stutter and stammer all the time-and I'm a Deadhead."
"Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards."
"Walton: That has to be a foul.
Snapper: Against who?
Walton: Against the game of basketball."
"Kobe Bryant will not be denied... on or off the court."
"Darius Miles has shot his wad out there."
by pyro on May 12, 2006 2:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Heh
Snapper: Against who?
Walton: Against the game of basketball."
This had to involve Reggie Evans, right?
Walton has his moments. He's infinitely more entertaining than Doug Collins, honestly.
We definitely need more Jalen Rose, though. Someone tear his ACL already.
by Ziller on May 12, 2006 7:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, that was bold
The way I see it, there is a three way tie for the worst analyst:
Jalen Rose
Kara Lawson
Scottie Pippen
by evanmeagan on May 15, 2006 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The difference, though...
Scottie Pippen is depressing.
Jalen Rose is HIGH-LARIOUS!
They are all of questionable talent. But entertainment is the name of the game.
by Ziller on May 15, 2006 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea, but
Where is the entertainment factor? I'm serious, I don't see it.
by evanmeagan on May 15, 2006 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well..
You're overthinking it. The brilliance of Jalen Rose is its pure simplicity.
by Ziller on May 17, 2006 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
....so
That's the only way I can see some sort of appeal. But still, to me, it's so bad, that it's just... bad.
by evanmeagan on May 17, 2006 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I tore my ACL in Junior High.....
I think we all could use more Jalen Rose, actually.
But let's have some more fun:Spotted at URL:
http://www.freewebs.com/lakershaters/
This conversation:
The Chuckster Himself:"O.K., the Chuckster thinks the Maloofs were stupid to fire Adelman, especially if Ron Artest, your franchise player, wanted him to stay."
"So I ask the Maloofs(especially the blonde one),to show they're not stupid by hiring a defensive-minded coach. I got the perfect replacement:
CHARLES BARKLEY!CAN YOU DIG THAT!"
The Drillah/The Stockton Record:"Really? Are you able to work that hard?Are you able to smile & nod when the blonde one says something stupid?"
Are you willing to move to Sacramento?Or are you waiting for the maloofs to move the team to lost vega$?grin
by Rhondda Nunes on May 13, 2006 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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