How Slow is Brad Miller?

by Ziller on Aug 9, 2007 2:03 PM PDT in Multimedia Comment 16 comments

In fairness: 1) Meaningless game, 2) There was no reason for Brad to chase the ball once it reached midcourt save to draw a foul, and 3) Chris Kaman is a damn ninja.

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Re: How Slow is Brad Miller?

A funny little tidbit to breakup my monotonous day. That made me laugh out loud. Is this a good thing? I dunno. Thanks TZ.

by Mityt on Aug 9, 2007 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Also re-watched Shaq almost end Brad's life and, I must say, look at how skinny Brad looks with his shirt off. I'm usually not one to gawk at semi-naked 7-foot-tall white men, but I certainly wish Brad was in that good of shape now. If only....

by Mityt on Aug 9, 2007 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Re: How Slow is Brad Miller?

Someone get Brad off his ATV and on to an exercise bike.

Freakin' Kings.

by DB on Aug 9, 2007 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Re: How Slow is Brad Miller?

How can Kaman be that slow? the dude is like 25 years old isnt he? that's pathetic atleast redneck Brad is in his 30's and has problems with injury's through out his career.

by rimrock101 on Aug 9, 2007 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Re: How Slow is Brad Miller?

I thought I was watching a slow motion instant replay at first.

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by section214 on Aug 9, 2007 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Re: How Slow is Brad Miller?

Vlade Divac, Brad Miller, William "The Refrigerator" Perry, a Banana slug, a three-toed sloth, and hair gel all enter a race...

by Carl on Aug 9, 2007 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Re: How Slow is Brad Miller?

and? dude you got me on the edge of my seat...

by Cynema the Band on Aug 9, 2007 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Re: How Slow is Brad Miller?

Is Vlade smoking while running or not, because I am pretty sure he'd win with cigarette in mouth.

by moproblemz on Aug 9, 2007 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Re: How Slow is Brad Miller?

Hey fellas this Tim Donaghey guy gave me a hot tip and told me to put my money on hair gel. He made it sound like a sure thing. He appearently "knows" the sundial operator...

Damn you Robert Horry!!!

by chupacabra on Aug 9, 2007 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Re: How Slow is Brad Miller?

Man the ref who is in a half-jog on the play is hanging with those guys. That deserves a Bill Walton "horrible". Someone should cover the ball in hair and put a shotgun in Brad's hand and maybe he would go after it harder.

Damn you Robert Horry!!!

by chupacabra on Aug 9, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Re: How Slow is Brad Miller?

That's pretty hilarious. Good stuff.

by Carl on Aug 10, 2007 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Re: How Slow is Brad Miller?

They're both slow

by kingme on Aug 10, 2007 6:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

How dumb is Kaman?

TZ - I remember this play, and wondering to myself, "what the hell is Kaman doing?" If Miller touches if first, it's over and back... Kaman DIVES(!) onto the floor to get to the ball... he could kick it out of bounds, he could touch it first and then be tied up by Miller, he could travel... in short, the most likely outcomes from diving for this ball are all WORSE than letting Miller touch the ball, or letting it roll out of bounds.

So, in fact, the question is not, how slow is Brad Miller, but how dumb is Chris Kaman?

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by Steve Perrin on Aug 11, 2007 10:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Re: How dumb is Kaman?

Leon Lett dumb.

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by section214 on Aug 11, 2007 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Does that make Brad Don Bebe?

by Mityt on Aug 11, 2007 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Re: How dumb is Kaman?

makes sense. I have a question, would it have been better if brad just let the ball go out of bounds or did he make the right move by making an attempt to grab the ball?

by kingme on Aug 12, 2007 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs