Those Reggie Theus interviews sure have me fired up. I sure wish that I had an invite to media day. Hey, it could have happened. I've only been two and half years away from my journalism degree for the past twenty eight years.

Boy, if only I were there. The questions that I would ask...(Wayne's World dissolve - deedle-dee-dee, deedle-dee-doo)...

For Brad Miller - What have you been doing to get ready for the season (basketball, not hunting)? Anything? Anything? Hello, is this thing on?

For Ron Artest - I'm going out of town next week. Can you look after my wife and dog?

For Mike Bibby - If I passed you a note would you pass it on or shoot it?

For K9(woof!) - Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf?

For Kevin Martin - Who are you going to kneecap this year to get more shots?

For Francisco Garcia - Who are you going to kneecap this year to get more playing time?

For Shareef Abdur-Rahim - Who kneecapped you?

For Spencer Hawes - You're stuck on a deserted island. You choice of companion is Jane Fonda, Hillary Clinton, or Hannibal Lechter. Who do you choose and why?

For Quincy Douby - Why Quincy? Follow up question - Why one eyebrow?

For John Salmons - Who was it that told you that beard looks good on you?

For Mustafa Shakur - How do you like your chances of making the team, Orien?

For Orien Greene - How do you like your chances of making the team, Mustafa?

For Justin Williams - Why are you the only guy on this team that blocks shots and rebounds?

For Mikki Moore - Are you as ambivalent about Sacramento as Sacramento is about you?

For Reggie Theus - Where is the after party?

For Geoff Petrie - Where is Coachie?

For Joe and Gavin - How fast can you make it to Cal Expo from your house?

(deedle-dee-dee, deedle-dee-doo) Wow, I guess it was all just a dream, although I seem to have been beaten within an inch of my life...WHOA!!!

OK, smarties. What would you ask?