Channing Frye? Channing Frye???

by section214 on Mar 10, 2008 1:22 PM PDT in Commentary Comment 56 comments

OK, taking crap from Shaq or Phil Jackson is one thing, but Channing effing Frye? On his blog (which appears to have a robust following of three people) Frye determines that we are the worst NBA city for a road team to visit. He also thinks that Kevin Johnson will lose the mayorial election.

I won't be at Thursday's Blazer game, but I would be thrilled if the fans in attendance would let Channing (if that is his real name) know how we feel about him visiting our fair city.

Your invitation to my birthday party has been rescinded, Channing. You are dead to me.

0 recs | Comment 56 comments

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

look for me

my sign will say

Frye = BUST

by kingsTV on Mar 10, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

well, someboyd already posted on his blog:

Jason
Mar 10th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
it must be terrible for you traveling to sac and having to sit on the bench the entire game.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 10, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

that was..

ME lol

by kingsTV on Mar 10, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

Good job.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 10, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

For the record ...

... this is the guy who thinks he's too good for Sacramento.

... Yeah.

by Ziller on Mar 10, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh yeah...

The ladies man.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Mar 10, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that pic

First, I have that same cell phone and it's huge. Yet in his hands it looks like a freakin' razr.

Second, and more importantly, is he wearing a mini boom box as a belt buckle?

Muff rules. http://vegaskings.blogspot.com

by Muff209 on Mar 10, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Someon told me...

Dear Channing,

I haven't been there myself, but someone told me the nudie bar on Richards has blonde dwarf strippers in Ugg boots. I'm not sure how I know this, but I think you might enjoy that type of thing. You should check it out.

Sincerely,

Carl

by Carl on Mar 10, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Please, God?

Get rid of the Ugg boot outside of anyone's home if they live in California. Please?

Yes, they are warm and comfortable but they should never be worn outside the home of the wearer. Besides, it's freakin' California, unless you're in Tahoe your feet are sweating like Hell in those ugly boots.

Please do the same for Crocs. Burn them to death.

Please, God?

---
Subject change. He's 6-11, she could just be a normal 5-4 girl in hoochie clothes and bad boots.

She probably listened to this song and dressed accordingly.

I have a couple of co-workers who dress like this on casual Fridays, and one friend who dresses like this when she goes out.

Yeah, our casual Friday attire is out of control.

I have four brothers, I know exactly what guys think when they see a woman dressed like this...jackpot.

Not that I wear a burkha, but there are far more alluring (less cheap) ways to look cute.

But, hey! I'm not trying to bang an NBA player in town for one night.

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 10, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

what?

I was unware that short skirt + oversized coat = NBA skank. For all we know that broad's wearing a long sleeve shirt underneath that. I love reading too much into things.

I still think the most interesting thing about that pic is the boom box belt buckle

Muff rules. http://vegaskings.blogspot.com

by Muff209 on Mar 11, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wonder what's playing on that thing?

"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred?

"The Boys Are Back In Town" by Thin Lizzy?

The Peanut Butter Jelly song?

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Mar 11, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

radio tunes

Judging by the track suit, I'm going with the theme from The Sopranos. Or "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey.

Muff rules. http://vegaskings.blogspot.com

by Muff209 on Mar 11, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Channing

I was mostly just trying to hassle Channing. The woman in the photo was just collateral damage.

by Carl on Mar 11, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Stop scaring me!

I saw this post in my newsreader and thought somehow we had acquired this big bag of underachievement.

by otis29 on Mar 10, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Sorry, Otis

Didn't mean to scare you. At first read I thought it was Carol Channing that was dissing us, so I cancelled my Music Circus subscription.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Mar 10, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

me too!

I was like... totally no way, dude... like, no, Petrie... like, no. No way. Dude. Petrie? Like... no. No, dude. Dude!

I was raging out my mind.

Then I read the post, and started breathing normally again.

Woo-sawwww.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 10, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Old Sac ain't cutting it....

People talk crap about there being nothing to do in Sac (for 20-30 somethings that aren't ghetto or well enough known)...sad but true. Hopefully, it doesn't stop us from getting a good free agent though. Guess we need more sould food joints, dance clubs & strip clubs...old sac & gazing at our awe-inspiring bridge to west sac ain't cutting it.

We need more cowbell.

by landlord2051 on Mar 10, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Agreed

It's sure going to be hard for us to keep up with places like San Antonio, Cleveland and Salt Lake City...

by otis29 on Mar 10, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This could work in our favor...

Sign with us and then you won't have to visit here.

Am I right? Am I right? Hello? Is this thing on?

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Mar 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

money talks

yeah, sign a deal for multi-millions and i'd live just about anywhere...cwebb sorta did that when he broke the bank here. Sac is great for a player with a family raising kids or has a chill personality, but a single young gun would be bored out of their mind (i was). going to "The Park" and being jocked by wannabe-vegas partiers has got to get old real fast. maybe that's why bibby hung out at chili's...lol. i wonder what kmart does for fun around here other than speed on the freeway?

We need more cowbell.

by landlord2051 on Mar 10, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

K-mart's free time

Funny story (maybe) about Kevin Martin. During his rookie year I made one of many pilgrimages up to Rancho Cordova to enjoy the ladies at Gold Club Centerfolds. I was chatting up one of the dancers while watching the game and she was telling me about all the Kings-affiliated people who come in. (I'll get to Peaches in a minute, promise) She goes on to tell me that one of the rookies on the team that season (either Martin or Ricky Minard) had come in with a wad of money and after a couple of lap dances offered her $300 for...well you can guess. Anyways, I was skeptical of her story until she told me about Peaches. In a quote that I still laugh about to this day she said "Yeah, Grant Napear comes in here all the time and he's a big jerk!"

There, I hope that makes up for me bashing Sac earlier.

Muff rules. http://vegaskings.blogspot.com

by Muff209 on Mar 10, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Apparently

No one told Frye they've got a Hooters in Natomas...

by rbiegler on Mar 10, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Natomas Hooters

Dude, that's a horrible Hooters. When Dublin's got hotter chicks than you, that's a problem.

Muff rules. http://vegaskings.blogspot.com

by Muff209 on Mar 10, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

on a certain level

He has a point

In terms of things to do after a game, I can't imagine there is a lot to do in Sac, is it getting better yeh, but its not NY, San Fran or Atlanta. Having said that I can't imagine Milwaukee or Charlotte scream good times either

by Murf on Mar 10, 2008 2:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Ummm, what?

Granted, I'm in Stockton so I can't really deefend my city but really? You guys are surprised by this? Or at least this still affects you? Sacramento sucks and I thought that was just a generally accepted thing. Hell, I hate the city. If it wasn't for the Kings I'd probably never go there. Ok, maybe the occasional Centerfolds trip but past that never. The bars suck, the women aren't hot, the malls blow, apparently nobody there can drive, and a lot of the people I run into there seem to have the "I live in the capital of CA so I'm better then you" air about them.

I will meaintain until the day I die that the worst thing about the Kings isn't their lack of defense, shoddy rebounding, inability to make free throws, or their inability to keep a comfortable 4th qtr lead. The worst thing about the Kings is that they're in Sacramento.

Not that Stockton would be any better of a choice, but come on, kill the indignation. At least Salt Lake City's pretty to look at.

Muff rules. http://vegaskings.blogspot.com

by Muff209 on Mar 10, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

And don't forget good ol' Sac State :)

Disclaimer: This post may be a complete and utter waste of your valuable time.

by coolcatreportdotcom on Mar 10, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sac State?

I was leaving pointing out the suckiness of Sac State to Chris the Greek, since he actually went there and all.

Muff rules. http://vegaskings.blogspot.com

by Muff209 on Mar 10, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sac State

Is the worst university on the planet.

by Chris The Greek on Mar 10, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Point taken, Muff

But taking civic criticism from a Stocktonite is a lot like taking 3 point shooting advice from Anthony Johnson. You listen politely, shake your head a couple of times, and then you move on, forgetting that the whole thing even happened.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Mar 10, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

stockton

Hey, that's why I prefaced what with my hometown. By the way, anybody wanna come do a concert at our arena? Come on, sure, it's an hour from 4 other bigger cities with better arenas, but hey, us too guys! Right? Oh, we're not on par with San Jose, Oakland, SF, and Sac? Damn. He, Vincente Fernandez, see all the Mexicans we got? Come play for us!

Muff rules. http://vegaskings.blogspot.com

by Muff209 on Mar 10, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

For the record -

I love Stockton. Come for the asparagus - stay for the people!

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Mar 10, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

asparagus

We're agreed there. The asparagus festival is next month and I can't wait. Aparagus wrapped in bacon is still my favortie food. Amazingly I'm the only person under 200lbs who wraps food in bacon. Oh, and our festival is more exciting than Cal Expo's State Fair. Although if the new arena moves to Cal Expo that might change.

Muff rules. http://vegaskings.blogspot.com

by Muff209 on Mar 10, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

asparagus

Don't Stocktonites just like the Asparagus Festival because for a few weeks they have an actual excuse for the stench in the city? It's the Food Festival equivalent of blaming farts on your dog...

by rbiegler on Mar 10, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah...

You have to stay cause someone stole your car.

by Mityt on Mar 10, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Defending my hometown

The thing is, Stockton realized some good would come from a new arena and it has helped revitalize its downtown. And if the murder/violent crime/car theft/foreclosure capital of the USA can figure it out, its a shame the capital of California cannot.

By the way, Sac is a total dump. How it ended up the capital of the best state in the country is still beyond me.

by Chris The Greek on Mar 10, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sacramento

So to recap you are not a fan of Sacramento on the whole then

by Murf on Mar 10, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

to recap

Nah, not a big fan. Although if I were a woman I'd love the fact that there are appoximatly 306 malls there. I thought stockton having 2 malls across the street from each other was bad. Then I went to old sac.

Muff rules. http://vegaskings.blogspot.com

by Muff209 on Mar 10, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sacramento's at the tipping point.

The problem with Sac is that it's not very walkable. But venues and nightspots are springing up, look for everything to move back downtown.

Sacto Hip Hop www.watchworldwide.net & Neighborhood Watch

by stankpalmer on Mar 10, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Cutting remarks

TZ,

I think you rremarks may actually hurt worse than the splinters in Frye's ass.

by Carl on Mar 10, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Let's get real here

Let's get real here and understand that an NBA player's idea of a good road city is directly proportional to the number of nightclubs and nudie bars within walking distance of the team hotel. Visiting teams are staying at either the Sheraton, Embassy or Hyatt, and the nearest naked boobies are on Richards Blvd.

by Carl on Mar 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Thank God

They have cabs in Sactown.

Disclaimer: This post may be a complete and utter waste of your valuable time.

by coolcatreportdotcom on Mar 10, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes, we have three of them

It's true that we do have three cabs in Sacramento. There's been talk of a 25% expansion in cab availability, but we're not sure the city can support that many. Plus, what we do with the extra hour we're used to sitting around waiting for cabs?

by Carl on Mar 10, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Plus

what the hell is 25% of 3?

Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal

by 27freethrows on Mar 10, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

math is fun

3/4 or .75

...an easy slam dunk layup. -clippers announcer

by kingsfaninjapan on Mar 11, 2008 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am not sure

Channing Frye can fit into 3/4 of a cab ...

Disclaimer: This post may be a complete and utter waste of your valuable time.

by coolcatreportdotcom on Mar 11, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

the thing that makes me most angry about this...

is that channing frye will recieve boo's the next time he plays in sac, not for being a great player and upsetting us on the court but for a comment about the city

"I think the Shaq trade will be the biggest mistake since movie execs cast Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze based on box office reputation"

by CrownUs93 on Mar 10, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

What?

Channing Frye and great player do not belong in the same sentence.

G GS MIN FGM-A FG% 3PM-A 3P% FTM-A FT%
59 15 16.7 158-335 .472 0-3 .000 59-74 .797
Rebounds

OFF
1.2
DEF TOT STL BLK TO PF AST PTS
2.9 4.1 .31 .27 .75 2.73 0.8 6.4

But he is a decent player.

(yeah, format sucks, but it was the best I could do.)

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 10, 2008 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's what i mean

he isn't getting booed for being great, just for making a comment

"I think the Shaq trade will be the biggest mistake since movie execs cast Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze based on box office reputation"

by CrownUs93 on Mar 11, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

frye being booed

He'll be booed for making a correct comment. I'll be in the Koz rowz for that game. I'll be the drunk jackass cheering frye on inbetween hitting on Kayte Christiansen of course.

Muff rules. http://vegaskings.blogspot.com

by Muff209 on Mar 11, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So

Now we feel bad for Channing Frye?

Weep not for Channing, he still has his millions (from TZ's photo I think we can safely assume that he's not spending it on wardrobe or state of the art electronics).

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Mar 11, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

anyone watching the spurs game right now?

they have no answer to jr smith in the second half. we absolutely positively didn't want this guy why?

the sacramento kings: whom amazing happens against

by ptgloden on Mar 10, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

JR = Artest on pills

You never know when he's going to stop taking his meds.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 10, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

3-will

is getting his first burn as a rocket right now

"I think the Shaq trade will be the biggest mistake since movie execs cast Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze based on box office reputation"

by CrownUs93 on Mar 10, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Channing?

who is this Channing Frye? is he an NBA player?

by kingme on Mar 10, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

he is tall so i guess he is

GO KINGS !!!

by maiku on Mar 10, 2008 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

But that equation doesn't work

with Earl Boykins.& I dig Stockton.But I live here & the neighborhood south of UOP is the best place to be:Walkable, tree-lined & I can jam all night & the police only complain when I stop playing, not when I start.

Haven't spent enough time in Sac to form a civic assesement;I'd have to take you guy's on your word about the nudie bars.The last gigs I had in Sac was in oldtown & at the Zoo, so I'm totally ignorant on what's up at Hooters.Don't care.Though I'm sure this issue is of vital interest to NBA singles.

by Rhondda Nunes on Mar 11, 2008 12:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs