I'd like to take a minute to introduce Ron Scare-test:
The local Harvest Festival is holding a scarecrow contest, and myself and some family members decided to enter. The theme? A Kings scarecrow. The muse? Ron Artest.
The judging is Saturday. So far, it appears we have the only "Angry Black Scarecrow" in the competition. You can see Crow-Crow for yourself at Travis Credit Union Park in sunny Vacaville from today until Halloween. (From Sacramento, take I-80 to the E. Monte Vista exist in Vacaville. Turn right at the light, and turn left on Nut Tree Road. You'll see the ballpark. Crow-Crow is in visible from the pumpkin patch.)