I hate sports. I hate basketball. I hate the NBA. I hate the Sacramento Kings.
I hate the self-inflicted roller coaster ride that roughly half the time ends in abject disappointment and borderline heartbreak.
I hate spending two hours of my day three to four times a week watching 12 men I don't know running up and down a court.
I hate the ebbs of jubilation nearly immediately and constantly followed by the flows of anxiety and eventually the terror of a shocked betrayal of reality.
I really hate sports.
However, I do love RONNIE PRICE!
I think we'd all be a lot more excited by RONNIE PRICE!'s dunk of the century had the Kings not blown a 21-point lead in the second half.