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I Hate the Sacramento Kings.

I hate sports. I hate basketball. I hate the NBA. I hate the Sacramento Kings.

I hate the self-inflicted roller coaster ride that roughly half the time ends in abject disappointment and borderline heartbreak.

I hate spending two hours of my day three to four times a week watching 12 men I don't know running up and down a court.

I hate the ebbs of jubilation nearly immediately and constantly followed by the flows of anxiety and eventually the terror of a shocked betrayal of reality.

I really hate sports.

However, I do love RONNIE PRICE!

I think we'd all be a lot more excited by RONNIE PRICE!'s dunk of the century had the Kings not blown a 21-point lead in the second half.