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If I had the cell phone numbers of various Kings players, the following might be what I would text-message to them.

To Ron Artest:

yo ronron stop shooting yo

To Brad Miller:

nice billboard near pedrick

To Mike Bibby:

yo mb10 if you see ronron tell him to stop shooting so damn much yo

To Kevin Martin:

get back herr man! damn

To Sergei Monia:

zdravstvuite sucka

To Francisco Garcia:

whats lville doing man? nit final four? damn dawg

To Rick Adelman:

free ronnie p

To Joe Maloof:

hey joker hey keep yo sister off tv man she nasty

Anyways, yeah. I'm kind of wishing the season would end right about now. I can't I even joked about a parade route two weeks ago. God.