If I had the cell phone numbers of various Kings players, the following might be what I would text-message to them.
To Ron Artest:
yo ronron stop shooting yo
To Brad Miller:
nice billboard near pedrick
To Mike Bibby:
yo mb10 if you see ronron tell him to stop shooting so damn much yo
To Kevin Martin:
get back herr man! damn
To Sergei Monia:
zdravstvuite sucka
To Francisco Garcia:
whats lville doing man? nit final four? damn dawg
To Rick Adelman:
free ronnie p
To Joe Maloof:
hey joker hey keep yo sister off tv man she nasty
Anyways, yeah. I'm kind of wishing the season would end right about now. I can't I even joked about a parade route two weeks ago. God.