(Warning: It's going to be Musselman porn today at Sactown Royalty. So much Musselman, your sensory nodes will explode.)
The best bit to come out of the process yet, as relayed by Sam Amick:
I won't lie to save face - I smiled when I read this passage. People said dude was a good interview, but damn! Two volumes on drills, sets, and practices, along with personality profiles of all the Kings players? Damn!
Let's dip into our subconscious and try to imagine what one of these profiles looks like...
Hometown: Queensbridge, NY
Likes: Rap music, chicken wings, taking ridiculous three-pointers, embarassing opponents, high-fives, long walks on the beach, every coaching candidate he's been asked about, spray paint, daisies.
Dislikes: Detroit, Ben Wallace, David Stern, Detroit, playing in Indianapolis, Rick Carlisle, being taken out of the game, camera equipment and Gatorade jugs, people talking sh*t.
Hobbies: Opening for rap star Young Jeezy, getting his face painted on the side of his tour bus, promoting washed-up 90s female singing groups.
Part of me wonders if Musselman also had each of the Maloof brothers' hobbies, likes, and dislikes. Blackmail, anyone?
One thing is for certain, though: The process was a bit different than I had imagined it.