Tell me if you've heard this one before:
"I want to get back," Brown said when contacted at his home in Philadelphia. "I miss it terribly. I haven't lost the passion to teach and coach. I don't want to end my career at 23-59. I feel I can do better. I look at Sacramento ... I respect the heck out of Geoff (Petrie). I coached half that team. I don't mind going somewhere that's rebuilding, but wherever I go, I want everybody to feel that I'm the right person."
My first reaction: I killed a co-worker after throwing the first thing I saw on my desk. (It was a cast iron anchor. Don't ask.)
My second reaction: I killed another co-worker after throwing the second thing I saw on my desk. (A Victorian tea set filled with the boiled bodily fluids of a small mammal. Please, don't ask.)
My third reaction: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My fourth, and final/current reaction: Eh, why not?
(Ah, the life of rooting for an uninteresting, crappy team.)