First of all, sincerest apologies to anyone who has been turned off by my daily doses of begging, pleading, shilling and cajoling for votes on behalf of Paul-106 and myself (Rob-214). You will be pleased to know that the campaign now enters its last two (or three) days. Paul and I have nearly exhausted our campaign funds, and quite frankly we've both grown weary after spending the last two weeks being pursued by women who love "men of power."
Here's the voting link. Don't do it for Paul. Don't do it for me. Don't do it for yourself. Do it for the future generations of Kings fans, the one's that will travel to see the games at Cal Expo, transported via gigantic pneumatic tubes. Do it for them. Do it. Do it.
Hi I'm Rob-214 and I approved of this ad.