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Kings Tickets For Sale - Now You Can Be The View From Section 214

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Who wants Kings tickets?


Have you ever wondered what it would be like to sit in the same seat as a real live blogger? To know how the curvature of your tush aligns with the tush of a longtime season ticket holder? To attend a game with a 100% guarantee of a Kings victory (Disclaimer: 100% guarantee of victory is not guaranteed)?

Well, here is your chance. The combination of the economy, my marriage, my job, the economy, common sense, gas prices, an enlarged prostate, and the economy, I am selling off a few games. Here is your chance to be section214, without the excessive debt or the groupies.

The seats are located in section 214 (who knew?). They are six rows up in the 2nd deck, half-court view. I think that they are the best seats in house for the money, and I’m not just saying that because I’m trying to sell them. They are $81 a game for two seats, parking not included.

Think of it! Tyreke Evans for only $81. Kevin Martin is marked down to the low, low price of $81. Thompson, Hawes, Casspi – all priced to move at the ridiculous price of $81.

And if you act within the next 20 minutes (because we can’t do this all day), we will extend your StR membership for no extra charge. Spumoni, rigatoni, cannelloni, Nocioni!

The available games (all start times are 7 PM except Sunday games, which begin at 6 PM):

·         Tue, 11/10 – OKC Thunder (Kevin Durant, as coached by Scott Brooks!)  SOLD!

·         Tue, 11/17 – Chicago Bulls (John Salmons, Brad Miller, and some guy named Derrick something.) SOLD!

·         Sat, 12/12 – Minnesota Timberwolves (Tyreke takes on Johnny Flynn!) SOLD!

·         Sat, 1/2 – Dallas Mavericks (Dirk, Jason and the gang.) SOLD!

·         Sun, 3/7 – OKC Thunder (Maybe Cisco will be back by then)

·         Sun, 3/14 – Minnesota Timberwolves (Will Kurt Rambis still be employed?) SOLD!

·         Fri, 3/19 – Milwaukee Bucks (Martin vs. Redd – This time it’s offensive.)

If you are interested you may email me (sacshecky@aol.com) or respond in the thread. First come, first serve.

You, your 2009-10 Sacramento Kings and tickets in section 214. It was meant to be.