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The WTF Sacramento Kings Rumor of the Year

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From the No. 1 source of Sacramento Kings news on the planet, the Toronto Globe & Mail:

The Globe and Mail reported Saturday that [Bulls/White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf] was the front man for Hollywood producers Jerry Bruckheimer and Harry Sloan and that the group would ultimately move the [bankrupt Phoenix Coyotes] to Las Vegas. Bruckheimer has, according to sources, expressed varying degrees of interest in buying into a major-league team, and also has interest in buying the NBA's Sacramento Kings.

I'll be over in the corner, plotting my suicide and/or writing the premiere Doratio Kane vehicle, Black James Bond 007.