Last year, a nickname invented by Aykis16 here at StR and made famous by Jerry Reynolds got huge attention -- even Shaq gave it a nod: Jon Brockman, the Brock Ness Monster.
A perfect marriage of brevity, wit and truth, Nessie became the centerpiece of a marketing campaign built around the team's 10th man.
With that said, this is a serious topic. Use this thread to provide ideas or suggestions as to nicknames for the new Kings, or new nicknames for returning Kings. No need to remind us of existing nicknames (Reke Havoc, Boogie. El Flaco), and please keep it light-hearted and avoid being too critical. We're all winners, especially you, champ.