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A list of people who will definitely not be the third person in the Kings broadcast team

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The Kings will add a third person to the broadcast team in some capacity. It will not be one of these people.

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On Monday News10 announced it would carry 11 Sacramento Kings games this season, including the Oct. 30 opener against the Nuggets. Huzzah! Having a national affiliate exposes the team to more fans. News10's Bryan May also offered this cryptic tweet.

I caught a couple minutes of Grant's show, and he demurred on the topic, saying he's not in a position to announce it. And honestly, I have no clue who it might be. SO ...

A partial list of people who will definitely not be the third person in the Kings broadcast team:

* Chris Hansen.

* Chris Daniels.

* Spencer Hawes.

* Darren Rovell.

This dope.

* Grant Napear's evil twin Brant Napear.

* Larry Bird.

* Phil Jackson.

* Andre Iguodala.

* Greg Oden.

* Geoff Petrie.

* Heather Fargo.

* Sandy Sheedy.

* Julian Camacho.

* Mac Worthy.

* Hassan Whiteside.

* Slamson.

* DeMarcus Cousins.

* Jimmer Fredette.

* Tim Tebow.

* Jerry Brown.

* Sutter Brown.

* Aunt Mildred.

* Gavin Maloof.

* Joe Maloof.

* Adrienne Maloof.

* George Maloof.

* Phil Maloof.

* Colleen Maloof.

* Basically any damn Maloof.

Your additions to this list and guesses as to whom it might actually be will be reviewed henceforth.

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