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We welcome Shaq to Sacramento with a song.

Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

It's been a while since I wrote a song parody.  They're what got me to the front page, and then I abandoned them and pretended to be a real writer.  Sorry Tom!  But it was mostly because I lost my inspirations.  You can't force a song post, it just has to happen naturally.  With that, I humbly ask that you listen to the following:


And enjoy, "Shaq in Sac"

Shaq in Sac

Shaq in Sac, purple and black
Vivek and Mastrov picked up a Shaq
Yes they did
Huge shoes, tongue is loose
What is this guy gonna be about
I keep looking at the sky cause I'm wondering why
Can't forget the Queens, that'll never die
He's had nicknames, big games
Using every one of them and runnin' wild
Cause it's Shaq
Yes it's Shaq
Well it's Shaq
Yes it's Shaq
Well it'sS ha-ha-ha-haq, Sha-ha-ha-haq
Well it's Shaq in Sac
Yes It's Shaq in Sac
Shaq in the Sac with a Shaq attack
And the cowbells, gonna bring em back
Yes he is
Gonna bang with the gang
Gonna show DMC just how to hang
Cause Shaq's on the track and he's takin' the flack
Nobody's gonnalet him on another rap
So look at him now attackin' the buffet
Don't try to push your luck just get out of his way
Cause it's Shaq
Yes it's Shaq
Well it's Shaq
Yes it's Shaq
Well it's Sha-ha-ha-haq, Sha-ha-ha-haq
Well it's Shaq in Sac
Yes it's Shaq in Sac

Well it's Shaq yes It's Shaq
Well it's Shaq yes It's Shaq
Well it's Shaq Shaq
Well it's Shaq in Sac
Yes it's Shaq in Sac

Oh yes, let's go
Diesel-o
Oh yeah, yeah, give it up
Yeah-eah-eah, give it up

Well it's Sha-ha-ha-haq, Sha-ha-ha-haq
Well it's Sha-ha-ha-haq, Sha-ha-ha-haq
Sha-ha-ha-haq, Sha-ha-ha-haq
Shaq in Sac
Yes It's Shaq in Sac

Outta sight