Fans breathed an enormous sigh of relief back in mid September, when Pizza Guys announced that the departure of Isaiah Thomas wouldn't be the end of the "Pizza Guy."
There's a new Pizza Guy in town friends... and he has a 42" vertical leap.
As we all know, great responsibility accompanies the Pizza Guy monicker. Ben McLemore is a fine young man who's handled the rigors of his still young NBA career with class and poise. Yet the question remained: Would Ben be able to handle this responsibility or would he be derelict in his Pizza Guy duties?
Enter Pete D'Alessandro: Extremely handsome general manager of the Sacramento Kings... and just a regular dude with a case of the munchies. He needed answers. He needed a hero. He needed... a Pizza Guy.
Never change, internet. Never change.