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Sactown Royalty Draft Extravaganza 2015

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Who has the Golden 1 touch this year? Who rocks (Nik Stauskas not withstanding)? Who knows a thing or two about NBA Draft 3.0?

"May God have mercy on your soul." "Thanks...wait...what?"
"May God have mercy on your soul." "Thanks...wait...what?"
Brad Penner-USA TODAY Sports

Welcome the Sactown Royalty Draft Contest of 2015, where bragging rights are earned through deft analysis, razor-sharp projections, but mostly (if not entirely) blind-arse luck. Join us for what has become, unfortunately, an annual rite of summer around these parts.

This year's contest will be judged in the following manner:

  • List the first 14 picks of the draft
  • Trades will have no impact, as it will be the actual order of the first 14 players selected
  • You receive one point for each correct selection, and the most points attained is the winner
  • First tie breaker will be correctly choosing the #6 pick (regardless of whether or not the Kings keep it)
  • Second tie breaker is who gets the farthest into the draft before missing a pick
  • Third tie breaker is who got their picks submitted first
  • No matter how well you do, you will never (ever!!!) surpass elfboy's incredible forecasting of Fredette, Honeycutt &Thomas

One submission per member, and once your picks have been submitted they may not be changed. Deadline for submittal of picks is Wednesday, June 24, 2014, noon Pacific.

So step right up and show your draft acumen. Amaze your fellow StR brethren with your visionary talents, and become the "I told you so" guy or girl that the rest of us will come to despise over the following weeks and months, until such time that you are finally deemed a troll and banished forever. What do you have to lose?!?

Ready...

Set...

Butt-pull!!!