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Kings interviewing Corliss Williamson, Jeff Hornacek and ... Henry Bibby?!?

Kimani Okearah

Welcome to "Wheel of Misfortune", the hot new game show in Sacramento where we find out which unlucky S.O.B. gets to have a chance to be the next head coach of the Sacramento Kings.

Today's contestants include Corliss "Big Nasty" Williamson, a 6'7 former 6th man of the Year from Arkansas.  He's spent the last three years training under the previous winners of "Wheel of Misfortune" in Sacramento, giving him the clear cut experience that other contestants might lack.  He scored high in the DeMarcus Cousins obstacle course and set a record for refs intimidated in the stare down time trials.  Give a big hand for Corliss!

Also competing this week is former Suns sharpshooter and head coach Jeff Hornacek, who also happens to be celebrating his 53rd birthday today.  Happy Birthday Jeff!  Hornacek led a scrappy young Suns team to the Eastern Conference Playoffs two years in a row but unfortunately was playing in the Western Conference.  He's confident in his ability to navigate the ownership turmoil section of the contest given his experience with Robert Sarver.  Come on down, Jeff!

And finally, we're bringing in Henry Bibby for no goddamn reason at all. Thanks for stopping by Henry, we're sure you'll do great!

Stay tuned to see who can make it out of the first round, which this week will involve getting Rajon Rondo to run a play without deviation, chain smoking with Vlade and a geography quiz.  We'll be right back after these messages.