Dateless and desperate on Valentine’s day again? February 14th can be a long lonely night if you don’t have anyone special to share it with. But that’s not something you’re going to need to worry about this year because Sactown Royalty is hooking you up with a fool proof plan to find love. These Kings-themed Valentine’s Day cards are 100% guaranteed to work 10% of the time and we’ve got one for EVERY situation.
Just dust off your printer, pop in one of those $100 ink cartridges, and prepare for the most romantic night of your life.
As always, you've been warned: These Valentine's Day cards may cause extreme intimacy.
Are you away on business a lot?
Let Malachi Richardson show you how to make the best of the situation.
Too shy to get in the game? Are you the kind of person who likes to watch from the sidelines?
Georgios Papagiannis knows how you feel.
Are you not your Crush’s first choice?
Just give them this Anthony Tolliver Valentine’s Day card and they’ll forget all about that other guy.
Sometimes it’s best to have a great pick-up line.
Willie Cauley-Stein is motivated to help you succeed.
Someone out there you’d give anything for?
Vlade Divac has been there.
Something special to celebrate this Valentine’s Day?
Kosta Koufos is there help you break the news.
Looking to spice things up this Valentine’s Day?
Let Darren Collison show you a new game!
Sometimes you just need a chance.
Ty Lawson knows the feeling.
Been working on improving yourself? Maybe you’ve been going to the gym and you’re ready for your crush to notice the new you.
Ben McLemore knows the feeling... and he’s not sure how long it’s gonna last.
Sure, maybe you’ve been a bit set in your ways but you’re ready to make a change for that special someone.
Dave Joerger knows what it’s like to make compromises.
Are you the type that falls in love a little too easy?
There’s no shame in that. Arron Afflalo will help you put all the cards on table.
Ex having some trouble getting over you?
Let them know you’re done with a little help from DeMarcus Cousins.
Sure, maybe you’ve got a few other prospects but you know a good thing when you see it.
Vlade Divac has been there and he’s not afraid to stock up on talent.
We’ve all got issues but are you ready to see past that special someone’s flaws and right into their heart?
Let Dave Joerger be your Love Guru.
Isn’t love beautiful?! Happy Valentine's Day, Kings fans!
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