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The Sacramento Kings roster as pronounced by Chris Webber

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article written by Axis Yorkostan

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Bunyan Bunyanovic

Deron Fox

Bunny Heel

Gary Temple

Billy Frankenstein

Bobby Jackson

Harry Styles

Cole Laboosterseat

Zach Randolphlundgren

Jafarr Simpson

Human Shroompert

Frank Masonill (think about it)

Bruno Cabernet

Costco Doofus

Jack Coolovic

Vince Carter