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Let’s distract ourselves!

2017 NBA Rookie Photo Shoot Photo by Elsa/Getty Images

Sacramento Kings fans are dealing with complicated issues this morning. Is it better to win games against a godawful Memphis Grizzlies team, or to lose to a godawful Grizzlies team for a snowball’s chance at better lottery odds? And does any of it matter if you don’t believe in the individuals making the draft choices? And does any of it matter anyway since the Earth will eventually be consumed by the sun and nobody will care about how De’Aaron Fox led the Kings to the 2025 NBA title?

It reminds me of when the Simpsons discovered that Major League Baseball was spying on us.

Boy, that clip sure took on new meaning for baseball fans, huh?

Anyway, let’s hit some dingers! And by that, I mean let’s watch clips of Harry Giles in practice and pretend they’ll fix all of our problems.

DINGERS! DINGERS! DINGERS!