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Kings vs. Bulls Preview: This is Some Bull

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The Sacramento Kings are terrible and and are the Windy City wondering just win-dy gonna get a goddamn W on this road trip.

Kimani Okearah

I literally have nothing for this team right now. I ambled home on Wednesday in no rush to watch the game. I drove through rush-hour Sacramento traffic to go printer shopping. I AMBLED like a damn fool, spent an obscene amount of money, then took the long way home, as well. Could it have been thrown it on the radio for the drive back? Sure, but by that time the Kings slipped from my mind and I ended up thinking about $200 for a printer and ink and listening to A Crow Looked at Me by Mount Eerie, an album written by a newly widowed man struggling to find meaning in his wife’s untimely passing. Speaking of untimely passing, sure sounds like the Pistons dared the Kings to win that game in the first quarter and the Kings collectively, decisively and with one voice in unison shouted “NO”. The Kings play the Bulls today. Most of their fans sound like they’re in a similar place with the team, coaching and management. No jokes about the Bulls today, because the final score between these two franchises will inevitably be a punchline. I’m going to post a couple of paragraphs of nonsense below and see if anyone notices. What’s SBNation going to do, fire me?

Let’s talk Kings basketball.

When: Friday, January 24th, 5:00 PST

Where: Basketball Purgatory, Chicago, IL

TV: NBCSCA

Radio: KHTK Sports 1140 AM

For Your Consideration

Chicago-ing, Going, Gone: There are a couple of important things you have to consider when dealing with a team like the Chicago Bulls. For one, lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed non porta sem, euismod placerat tortor. Integer elementum tortor sed orci ultricies Lauri Markkanen maximus. Phasellus sed Buddy Hield justo eu sapien condimentum tincidunt. Duis vel est nec leo ornare dictum ut ac diam. Aliquam et metus in elit pharetra aliquet eget in sapien. Cras lacinia lacus fermentum Marvin Bagley III magna pulvinar efficitur. Vestibulum turpis est, porttitor nec elit id, maximus tincidunt nisi. Morbi lobortis ullamcorper suscipit. Wild stuff if you’re asking me.

Of course the Kings really can’t ignore Lavine either. There’s a reason the Kings felt he was worth an offer sheet of well over in quis lobortis nunc. Nam a neque lacus. Sed ante nisl, posuere sed ultrices non, laoreet sodales massa. Phasellus imperdiet Nemanja Bjelica porta tellus, vitae posuere eros feugiat scelerisque. In varius commodo ante, ac ornare nulla pellentesque eget. Proin blandit Coby White sit amet leo nec aliquet. Proin lacinia odio justo, sit amet ornare elit ultricies nec. Aliquam facilisis eleifend nulla nec malesuada. SgniK eseht kcuf. I think we can all agree on that, right?

It was a short one today, I know. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure this game will be ever so fun, but I’m really looking forward to our match-up against the Timberwolves in Minnesota on Monday!

Prediction

I get fired in March.

Kings: 109, Bulls: 106